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Setareh23

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2971
  • Number of comments : 468
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Setareh23 : I'm a very average person, so I won't write much here.
I just hope you have a wonderful day. If you get the chance, take five minutes some time today to just admire the sky! :)

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Fucked!<b>Steve95401</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:37am<b>shavednipples</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 7:35am<b>olpally</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 6:14am<b>Roozb</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 2:31pm<b>Paintonmyarms214</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 10:29pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 2:47am<b>marvelvsdc</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 2:54am<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 2:05pm<b>powerkeep</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 4:43am<b>LivToFail</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 8:46am<b>carebear1228</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 12:16am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 9:08pm<b>Nailpolishaholic</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 10:15pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:14am<b>mwali02</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 5:20am<b>darkangelascend</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 9:55am<b>Skulllily</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 1:22am<b>rachelfromtarget</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 12:35am

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Setareh23's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the reason my soda always tastes funny is because my fiancé likes to mix different flavors together to see if I'll notice. FML

#21510957
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17603) - you deserved it (1951)

On 01/03/2016 at 11:15am - misc - by NAT - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

#21499543
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18556) - you deserved it (2162)

On 12/03/2015 at 12:33am - love - by killmenow - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

#21495080
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23404) - you deserved it (2158)

On 11/21/2015 at 5:03am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got several angry messages on Facebook, demanding to know how I could cheat on my wife. They didn't believe me when I said I had no idea what they meant. Turns out my wife made a sarcastic post about my "new mistress". She was talking about Fallout 4. FML

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

#21472551
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25678) - you deserved it (7250)

On 09/25/2015 at 9:46am - love - by helpme (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML

#21467535
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23976) - you deserved it (4503)

On 09/12/2015 at 4:11am - health - by dammit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML

#21447183
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23836) - you deserved it (2486)

On 07/25/2015 at 8:22pm - love - by Lucachoo - United States (California)

Today, I spent hours cooking a big dinner for my parents for the first time. I guess I made the steak too rare, because when my dad cut into it, he said "Christ! This thing's practically alive!" and said a skilled vet could probably bring the cow it was cut from back to life. FML

#21443824
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22566) - you deserved it (3657)

On 07/19/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML

#21428778
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21512) - you deserved it (13307)

On 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

#21428714
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28279) - you deserved it (4100)

On 06/19/2015 at 6:21pm - misc - by baberuth - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML

#21426994
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30048) - you deserved it (3300)

On 06/16/2015 at 12:13pm - misc - by VHBJ - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML

#21420039
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30751) - you deserved it (4374)

On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32766) - you deserved it (4829)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

#21401720
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31303) - you deserved it (3138)

On 04/29/2015 at 12:06pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)



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