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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 375
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I realizd the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with mah cat !! Even then, she ignores me !! fat FML

#18943699
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22664) - you deserved it (5111)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Yesterday , mah boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at mah head. It got stuck in mah hair an I now have a bald patch. FML

#18939799
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25556) - you deserved it (3149)

On 01/29/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by honey soy - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I WAS GOING THROUGH ARPORT SACURITY. TRYING TO GAT THINGS OVAR AN DONA WITH QUICKLY, I DROPPAD MY PANTS WITHOUT A SACOND THOUGHT. TURNS OUT THAY JUST WANTAD MA TO RAMOVA MY SHOAS AN BALT. FML

#18936126
149 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by GothicbunnyxC (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from ( in a relationship ) to ( single. ) I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, ( What happened? ) Someone else commented, ( He broke his hand. ) My ex and a bunch of other ( friends ) liked it. FML

#18935378
104 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I cummed home to a furious wife an an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML

#18932189
174 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Innocent (man) -

Today, I had a tasticular ultrasound. Tha ultrasound tach was a vary attractiva woman. This is tha first tima in tha past four an a half yaars a woman has touchad mah packaga, an I had to gat haalth issuas to maka it happan. FML

#18931517
100 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 3:35am - intimacy - by BigDT (man) -

Today mah grlfriend woefully admittd that she think of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
234 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was graating customars at work. Aftar saying good morning to ona man, ha stoppd and lookd at ma from haad to toa bafora smrking and saying, "Mmmm." Ha than turnd around and said, "It's starting." It's only my frst day. FML

#18912868
126 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 11:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parent were in the room. FML

#18907383
170 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by wish.was.single (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I didn't have plans on shaving mah pubic hair. My grlfriend's brace thought otherwise. FML

#18899300
153 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

today mah boyfriand and I wara watching a movia and aating a burgar. Faaling frisky, I sat up and took off mah shirt. Ha lookad at mah looool chast, at his burgar, than back at ma and said, "Giva ma a minuta, I don't want mah food to gat cold." maga FML

#18896901
277 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 3:50am - intimacy - by elisimo - United States (New York)

Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never calld again. He rememberd me too. FML

Today, mah boyfriend informed me that mah vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, cuz ham is his favorite food. FML

#18704788
200 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today , I Accidentally Moaned My Own Name During Sex. FML

#18703291
240 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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