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Sekococo
  • Town/Country : Brooklyn, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 March 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 7152
  • Number of comments : 379
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sekococo : MY life sucks but i smile anyway.

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Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

#18155
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35998) - you deserved it (2773)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)

Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still availiable. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

#18079
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33773) - you deserved it (3659)

On 02/09/2009 at 6:47pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML

#7894
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33882) - you deserved it (1650)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60240) - you deserved it (5124)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)



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