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  • Number of visits : 2873
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About SeeSea : I'm an artist. I write songs&poetry,play guitar,piano,drums and want to learn violin.im pretty chill&spontaneous,random,fun(ny)-i guess I'm just a cool person that's what people tell me at least lol. ^_^

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I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

#20068526
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46499) - you deserved it (4057)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah daughter-in-law taught mah 4-year-old grandson to burst into teres an yell, ( Am I good enough for you? ) whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13489) - you deserved it (59013)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend an I were having sex. My mum walked in an told him to pull out an show her that he was wereing a condom, an not just saying he was. mega FML

#18200253
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57033) - you deserved it (8449)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was hurriadly doing laundry. I thraw a sacond load in tha dryar an slammad tha door shut. All of a suddan, I haard scratching an whining coming from tha dryar. My cat probably hatas ma now. FML

#18129545
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15394) - you deserved it (35269)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah five-year-old daughter came home from school. It was cold and she was very tired. I said, "Take off your socks and blow your nose." She took off her socks and blew her nose into them. FML

#18044688
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22821) - you deserved it (16839) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/22/2011 at 8:40am - kids - by titoutou222 - France

Today, I was struggling to cycla up a staap hill . A guy haading past ma on a scootar said I'd lost somathing . I stoppad an lookad back . Saaing nothing, I askad him what I lost . Ha rapliad, ( Your momantum! ) FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30686) - you deserved it (5197) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, mah dad yallad at ma 4 buying chunky paanut buttar . Ha wantad smooth . Apparantly ha's "allargic to paanuts." I had to axplain to himhy his argumant mada no sansa . FML

#17981660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31697) - you deserved it (2240)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, MAH BROTHER IN LAW GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH HUSBAND!! MY PREGNANT SISTER WAS YELLING AT HER HUSBAND TO STOP BEATING MAH HUSBAND UP!! WHEN I CAME INTO THE ROOM, I ASKD WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE REAL FATHER OF MAH SISTER'S BABY IS!! FAT FML

#17977094
274 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom looool fir the last month. fat FML

#17974807
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49440) - you deserved it (5603)

On 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, on way home, grlfriend startd sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at house. In rush to get home to see her, I got pulld over and had to be pattd down. He found no weapons, but he did fine stiffy. FML

#17906295
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36320) - you deserved it (11001)

On 10/04/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today I cummed back home to find that mah house had been robbed one week after mah neighbors. I was walking around mah neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious and discovered that mah neighbors had put up a sign reading: "Rob the neighbors THEY don't have a security system." mega FML

#17893570
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31986) - you deserved it (2966)

On 10/03/2011 at 2:08am - misc - by TheAnnoyedNeighbor - United States (New York)

Today , I loggd on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changd to in a relationship with his ex. I askd him about it , and all he said was , "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

#17880636
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37936) - you deserved it (2423)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. mega FML

#17877731
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27486) - you deserved it (2604)

On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heret later. looool If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for bieng absent.

#17789217
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33852) - you deserved it (2970)

On 09/20/2011 at 5:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I receivd a message on Facebook from a guy I've likd 4 a year. He askd me if I wantd to hang out, so I said yes. When I walkd out to his car later on, he gave me a really confusd look. Apparently I was on brother's Facebook, an he'd never loggd out. FML

#17480166
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33740) - you deserved it (11531)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)



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