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About Secret_Ninjaa : I'm a YouTube Addict, also a (Marching)-Bangeek; I play the Baritone. And I'm an Aunt to a two-year old boy. I'm on this app almostish constantly, so don't be afraid to send a message. I will try to reply ASAP. Music is my life, for many reasons. I am also a proud owner of 2 Pitbulls. I like to take random selfies with my cat.. Thats about all I can think of... Questions? Message me! :) Byeeeee.
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Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML


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On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, it is the one-year anniversary of my mother's death. It's also the day my father chose to announce his engagement to the whole family. FML


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On 03/12/2015 at 2:03pm - misc - by EnglandRocks - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML


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On 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML


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On 03/04/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Highnapple - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was expecting a card from my husband stationed in Japan, but he mailed it to my mom. Since I'm busy and don't see her much, she tried to help by mailing it to me. It's long overdue, and the post office never got it. The card came from Japan, only to get lost traveling from 30 minutes away. FML

Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML


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On 03/01/2015 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML


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On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML


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On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML


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On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML


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On 02/19/2015 at 3:45pm - money - by D: - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML


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On 02/19/2015 at 11:24am - work - by Taylor Page - United States (Florida)

Today, somebody poured a cup of coffee down the back of my shirt. When I turned around, I saw a man who said, "You looked like my ex from behind!" and ran off. FML


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On 02/03/2015 at 2:03pm - love - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML


Today, I was elected to learn how to clean the birthing tub at the hospital I work at. Today, I also discovered that while blood doesn't bother me, floating chunks of afterbirth and god knows what else, will cause me to projectile vomit into said tub. Which I still had to clean afterwards. FML


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On 11/23/2014 at 8:59pm - work - by StomachofTinfoil (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML


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On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

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