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Sebastian_NG

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 August 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1580
  • Number of comments : 163
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

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Visits<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 9:17pm<b>racerboy102</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 9:36am<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 2:41pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 3:10pm<b>hereforfmls</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 12:42am<b>arealsexybitch</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 12:11am<b>XmasaX</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 6:37am<b>kryptick</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 5:46pm<b>chirockz</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 5:34pm<b>shaar</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 8:08am<b>omgpp</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 12:07am<b>Jclan_91419</b> - the 08/19/2014 at 11:21pm<b>abattior</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 11:24pm<b>Rhett_15</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 8:15am<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 06/07/2014 at 1:51am<b>datkenna</b> - the 06/01/2014 at 1:59pm<b>mwali02</b> - the 05/27/2014 at 12:59am<b>spiers1</b> - the 05/21/2014 at 4:27pm

Fucked!<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 8:41pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 2:47pm

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Sebastian_NG's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML

by The Bearded Woman / 05/29/2012 at 12:06am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids

Today, I went to my first meeting at the university women's group, excited to become a more involved feminist. The first item on the meeting's agenda? The upcoming bake sale. FML

by feminismlol / 04/06/2012 at 12:45am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

by banned / 03/09/2012 at 1:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

by ouch / 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm / Italy (Emilia-Romagna) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2012 at 1:20pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

by sorrygrandma / 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

by Crashburn / 01/16/2012 at 6:09am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love

Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML

by MissMSE / 09/18/2009 at 4:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

by harrysolo / 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

by a / 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy