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Sebastian_NG

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Sebastian_NG

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1143
  • Number of comments : 163
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

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Today, I Had To Teach Mah Younger Brother To Shave With A Regular Disposable Razor Because Our Dad Uses An Electric One And I'm The Only Other Person In The Family With Enough Facial Hair To Know How To Use A Razor. I Probably Would Have Been Proud If I Wasn't A Grl. FML

#19696730
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27845) - you deserved it (2457)

On 05/29/2012 at 12:06am - kids - by The Bearded Woman (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, I WENT TO MAH FIRST MEETING AT THE UNIVERSITY WOMEN'S GROUP, EXCITD TO BECOME A MORE INVOLVD FEMINIST . THE FIRST ITEM ON THE MEETING'S AGENDA? THE UPCOMING BAKE SALE . FML

#19415450
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10886) - you deserved it (25550)

On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday, I was at my grlfriend's ouse 4 te frst time. I crackd a joke tat offendd er, so se gave me te silent treatment. I ad to pee, an since se wouldn't tell me were te batroom was, I went to look 4 it. I walkd in on er parents making love. FML

#19243836
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40180) - you deserved it (6872)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

Today, after a nice swim at te local pool, I ran into a naked girl in te sowers!! Se screamed, kicked me in te nuts and ran off!! I still ave no clue wat se was doing in te men's sower room!! FML

#19189124
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36470) - you deserved it (2523)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. mega FML

#19182040
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29051) - you deserved it (2456)

On 02/28/2012 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43460) - you deserved it (3805)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after aving a naked wrestle wit ma boyfriend, I discovered e'd left a skidmark on ma stomac . FML

#18822523
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35074) - you deserved it (14266)

On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

yesterday I was going on a first date with a girl I really like . We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressd up . It was only after I pickd her up I realizd she meant that she was dressing nicely . I was dressd as Harry Potter . FML

#3866065
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28184) - you deserved it (60922)

On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)



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