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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 March 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML


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On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML


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On 01/25/2013 at 8:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I'm still freshly circumcised. My penis is still very sensitive, and I can't squat to grab stuff off the floor because of the pressure against my jeans. Kicking the objects up into my hands was working well, that is until I spilled a pack of 300 toothpicks all over the floor. FML


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On 07/13/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML


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On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML


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On 04/06/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by Sadboy (man) - United States

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML


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On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML


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On 12/26/2011 at 1:35am - misc - by Paige - United States (California)

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML


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On 11/17/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by that guy -

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML


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On 10/28/2011 at 1:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

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