Scawt

Search for a member

Scawt

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 February 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 603
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Scawt : My favourite commenters are Perdix and DocBastard.

Scawt's page activity

Visits<b>yahoowizard</b> - the 03/05/2013 at 4:13am<b>Smartdumbblonde</b> - the 03/02/2013 at 3:33pm<b>joshyost</b> - the 01/31/2013 at 12:17pm<b>hurley12</b> - the 01/23/2013 at 1:56am<b>kingoirish</b> - the 01/21/2013 at 11:28pm

Scawt's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

See all of Scawt's badges

Scawt's favorite FMLs

Today, I stayed in a hotel near the college I was applying for a scholarship. We were eating breakfast and there were some other applicants in the breakfast room. As we walked away, my mother yelled, "My daughter's gonna get this scholarship so there's no reason for you muddafuckas to show up." FML

by Anonymous / 02/18/2013 at 9:01am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, after a shower, my dad jokingly asked if I was jacking off in the shower because I was taking a long time. Before I could respond, my mom chimed in with, "No, he does it before he showers, haven't you noticed how he locks himself in his room?" She was right on the money. FML

by Lockedinroom / 02/05/2013 at 11:18am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I dislocated my arm while trying to escape from underneath a flipped over kayak. Who saved me? My two brothers-in-law. Who didn't? My husband, because his "feet were hurting." FML

by crizzy / 04/23/2011 at 8:08pm / United States / Love