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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 380
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, I learned the hard way that when I ask a cute girl if she's artistic, it sounds like I'm asking her if she's autistic. FML

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

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