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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3080
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Saywat145 : I'm alive, I guess that's an accomplishment

Saywat145's page activity

Visits<b>Tripartita</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 11:22pm<b>Lt_Senpai</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 5:45am<b>firefighterbee</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 12:53am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 9:19am<b>Tenker</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 11:49pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 9:12pm<b>PencilTips</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 5:26pm<b>meg0606</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 9:16pm<b>iT_Cereal</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 4:10pm<b>jesterinperil</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 1:31pm<b>Braxman6</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 2:52am<b>i_wuz_nver_here</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 4:12am<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 4:13pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 9:59pm<b>couchcat</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 5:05pm<b>Alexxandre</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 10:44am<b>A07</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 3:45am<b>ThatGingerKid56</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 11:41am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 9:28pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 2:02am<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 10:09pm<b>A07</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 1:51am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 4:17am<b>Amaury56</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 11:14pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 10:45pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 1:33am<b>paravoz</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 8:17am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 3:03am<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 1:54am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 6:12am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 8:38am<b>pratikp03</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 1:51am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:17am<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 10:10am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 2:05am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 1:13am

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Saywat145's favorite FMLs

Today, my pubic hairs were poking into my wang, I went to scratch it. Something bit my hand. FML

by swag papi / 01/22/2016 at 12:47am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML

by Anonymous / 01/06/2016 at 1:54am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I installed motion sensor lights in my house to save on energy. When I laid down in bed, I saw the lights turn on from downstairs to the kitchen. I live alone. FML

by zzarzzur / 12/29/2015 at 4:49am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his penis and shocked him. FML

by nnniii / 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, while changing the litter in the cat box, the brand new carton ripped open, spilling all twelve pounds of cat litter over my kitchen floor. Both cats promptly rushed over and began frantically urinating all over it. FML

by misfitunfit / 11/10/2015 at 8:24pm / United States (Texas) / Animals

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML

by Anonymous / 10/16/2015 at 11:05am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Intimacy

Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML

by Anonymous / 10/11/2015 at 10:02pm / United States / Health

Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML

by kissandcontrol01 / 10/10/2015 at 12:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom meant to send a picture of her poop to my aunt, but sent it to my swim coach instead. FML

by kobolobo / 08/11/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Washington) / Health

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Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML

by fuck / 07/24/2015 at 12:44pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

by Anonymous / 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

by Strainer / 05/23/2015 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

by Anonymous / 02/12/2015 at 3:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I was awoken by the sound of my pet lizard eating my other pet lizard. FML

Today, my road rage got so out of hand that I'm now actually inclined to honk obnoxiously at my computer when it's being slow. FML

by Anonymous / 07/09/2014 at 4:49pm / United States / Health