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About Saywat145 : I'm alive, I guess that's an accomplishment

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Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his penis and shocked him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22317) - you deserved it (4112)

On 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by nnniii - United States (Washington)

Today, while changing the litter in the cat box, the brand new carton ripped open, spilling all twelve pounds of cat litter over my kitchen floor. Both cats promptly rushed over and began frantically urinating all over it. FML

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26048) - you deserved it (2549)

On 10/16/2015 at 11:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27798) - you deserved it (1513)

On 10/11/2015 at 10:02pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20678) - you deserved it (3833)

On 10/10/2015 at 12:22am - misc - by kissandcontrol01 - United States (California)

Today, my mom meant to send a picture of her poop to my aunt, but sent it to my swim coach instead. FML

Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML


I agree, your life sucks (28109) - you deserved it (2756)

On 07/24/2015 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by fuck (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33475) - you deserved it (1982)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26592) - you deserved it (5675)

On 05/23/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by Strainer - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31971) - you deserved it (2217)

On 02/12/2015 at 3:14pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was awoken by the sound of my pet lizard eating my other pet lizard. FML

Today, my road rage got so out of hand that I'm now actually inclined to honk obnoxiously at my computer when it's being slow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31407) - you deserved it (16282)

On 07/09/2014 at 4:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML


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On 06/29/2014 at 4:37pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm a college student working at Dollar Tree. The signs hanging every 10 ft, plastered on every box, every wall, every corner, say "Everything's $1." Someone asked me how much something was, because there was no price tag. This happens multiple times a day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47790) - you deserved it (4663)

On 06/26/2014 at 8:07pm - work - by E.B. (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56877) - you deserved it (5529)

On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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