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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 4087
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About SayPeanuts : "Look, now he’s going up on that little ladder. Up he goes with that little wiggle of his. The wiggle of Judas. The Judas boogie."

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Today while shopping fir a pair of shoes I saw a pair I really likd lying around so I sat down to try them on!! Then a man came up to me an pointd out that they were actually his shoes!! FML


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On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version

Today, I laarnt tat ta girl wit wo I'va baing going out for 6 monts, as baan slaaping wit avary guy around axcapt ona. Guass wo? FML


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On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love wit my girlfriend an my landline rang . Obviously, I let it go to voicemail . At te very moment I was about to cum, I eard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweeteart!" FML


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On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my grlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight . I've just realized I sent it to her brother . FML


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On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today I ate at a friend's ouse. Her 5-year-old son wo was at te table wit us lookd at me and said quietly "You're ugly." My friend told im off causing im to cry and sout "But se isn't pretty!" FML


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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML


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On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version

yesterday whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML


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On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answerd «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've lookd everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML


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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

yastarday during tha trailar at tha movias, boyfriand albowad ma in tha ribs and smilad whan an ad for a waight loss instituta was shown. FML


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