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by Gregory / 11/28/2008 at 5:28am / Miscellaneous
by lectro / 11/24/2008 at 1:08am / Love
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
by Gwayhir / 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm / Intimacy
by Kaji / 11/14/2008 at 6:20am / Intimacy
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
by mimo / 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm / Kids
by Blazouta / 11/11/2008 at 3:32am / Health
by Noname / 11/09/2008 at 4:18am / Health
by Icy / 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm / Love
by Anonymous / 10/13/2008 at 4:28am / Love
- Today, it marks the 36th week of my pregnancy. I found out that on top of my 9-month long case of… Today, my fiance and I go out to lunch, and I noticed our server, who is rather very attractive, is… Today, i made a new "friend". he has been following me around making sexual jokes and making creepy…