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SayPeanuts

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 4370
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About SayPeanuts : "Look, now he’s going up on that little ladder. Up he goes with that little wiggle of his. The wiggle of Judas. The Judas boogie."

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SayPeanuts's favorite FMLs

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

#407
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21535) - you deserved it (5276)

On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML

#379
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39044) - you deserved it (3305)

On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

#337
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42971) - you deserved it (4164)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40148) - you deserved it (21437)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51773) - you deserved it (4449)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

#277
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50640) - you deserved it (4089)

On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

#258
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22619) - you deserved it (12257)

On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72294) - you deserved it (3730)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81559) - you deserved it (15788)

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