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Savner
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 257
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Savner : If it were up to me, my life would consist solely of going on endless adventures and reading good books....which I guess are kind of the same thing.

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Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51210) - you deserved it (16880)

On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML



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