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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 632
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Savner's favorite FMLs

Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47036) - you deserved it (8656)

On 06/06/2014 at 2:24am - kids - by playdated - United States (California)

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57857) - you deserved it (19541)

On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML

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