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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6394
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About SavannahSunshine : Hey, I'm Savannah. I guess I'm dark and a little bit weird for liking this site for other people's pain and misfortune.... I'm super awkward. I love to laugh! I'm lazy and a teeeerrible grammar Nazi! Feel free to message me

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Today, I finally reached the point where it became necessary to give my boyfriend an ultimatum: either clip your toenails, or we aren't having sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30276) - you deserved it (3174)

On 05/06/2015 at 8:50am - love - by anon - United States (Kansas)

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

Today, I saw one one of my cat's hairs on my sweatpants and wanted to remove it. It wasn't a cat hair, but a pubic hair that has found its way through my panties and sweatpants while being still attached to me. FML

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34303) - you deserved it (3279)

On 02/12/2015 at 11:25am - love - by Vampire Teabag - United States (Texas)

Today, I had my performance review at work. Under the "oral communication" category my boss wrote that I "act like an asshole." FML


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On 02/11/2015 at 10:59pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML


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On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty. The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38955) - you deserved it (2638)

On 02/10/2015 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I witnessed my husband in the shower singing Chicago's "You're the Inspiration" to his penis while manscaping. I guess that's a bond we'll never have. FML


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On 01/23/2015 at 11:46am - intimacy - by LD - United States (Idaho)

Today, my mother kindly brought me some soup as was recovering from having my tonsils out. Spicy Mexican bean soup. Yep, very spicy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28796) - you deserved it (2379)

On 01/16/2015 at 4:59pm - health - by Jensa (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, I was at an outdoors Christmas party and I jokingly complained that my son says 'mama' way more than he says 'dada'. One of my students was at the party and watched him for a couple of hours. He taught him to say 'dada' every time he sees a bug. FML


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On 12/21/2014 at 2:59am - kids - by paparoach (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29755) - you deserved it (7432)

On 12/12/2014 at 2:52pm - work - by driven_crazy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML


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On 12/06/2014 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by fuckered519 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend bought me some feminine cleansing wipes for my birthday so I could, "get the hoo-ha spick-and-span." FML


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On 11/30/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by fishtacos (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML


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On 11/22/2014 at 10:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

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