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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9376
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About SauceySarah : I myself am strange and unusual. Music is what makes my life worth living.

SauceySarah's page activity

Visits<b>Taylor22294</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 11:39pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 3:54pm<b>mrchachie</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 2:52pm<b>10220706</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 10:38pm<b>ShroudedKnife</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 2:10pm<b>jeff_zz</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 11:43am<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 8:30pm<b>whatsausername7</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 6:47am<b>tigershark44</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 4:10am<b>ransomdaniel</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 2:45pm<b>Laphog</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 10:09am<b>arealsexybitch</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 7:21pm<b>BORApassat</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 6:35am<b>kenyrabit</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 6:17am<b>balba31</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 2:52pm<b>bigmike2542</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 12:01am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 3:10am<b>rockaroths</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 6:58pm

Fucked!<b>tranced_</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 12:16am<b>psmith78332</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 2:00pm<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 1:08pm<b>freddy562</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 3:29pm<b>jacksonpm23</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 8:45am<b>A07</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 8:11am<b>Tenker</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 7:18am<b>moh907</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 8:12pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 4:59pm<b>Nexa</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 3:05pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 2:19am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 5:37am<b>RunIfYouCan</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 10:21am<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 4:17am<b>youngmessi252525</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 2:24am<b>Stephc3213</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 1:51am<b>igg125</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 1:24am<b>palefacephysco</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 7:06pm

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One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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SauceySarah's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at Basic Training for the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You are required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. FML

by zackeryburch / 08/03/2013 at 9:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was in a training about the newest changes in CPR. The trainer was discussing chest compression techniques and said she prefers "good, fast, hard pumping." I was the only one who snickered out loud, drawing several annoyed looks from the other trainees. I'm a 45-year-old doctor. FML

by Anonymous / 07/25/2013 at 11:15pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work

Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML

by Anonymous / 07/18/2013 at 9:03pm / United States (Oregon) / Work

Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML

by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 4:27pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

by needsnewshorts / 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML

by Anonymous / 07/12/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Maine) / Transportation

Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML

by RickTheBoy / 07/10/2013 at 8:38am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up from an extremely intense and pleasurable wet dream. This wouldn't have been bad, had it not been about Velveeta cheese. FML

by idk ask freud / 07/04/2013 at 12:11am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I was planning on having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, so I asked my roomate to stay out of our apartment. About half-way through, my roomate blared "The Eye of the Tiger" from the other side of the door. My girlfriend laughed so hard that we couldn't finish. FML

by Anonymous / 06/18/2013 at 12:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML

by nicholascageonyourface / 06/09/2013 at 1:13am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2013 at 3:10am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, my brother looked me dead in the eyes and said his life goal is to find a way to jizz on everyone in the world. I'm scared. FML

by Anonymous / 06/03/2013 at 4:14pm / Poland (Kujawsko-Pomorskie) / Intimacy

Today, I had to make a poster for social studies. I decided to write "Nice ass" in hieroglyphics. Turns out my teacher can read hieroglyphics. FML

by Amber / 05/28/2013 at 7:42pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

by Anonymous / 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect in every way, except for her birth mark. It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo. FML

by Anonymous / 05/19/2013 at 2:33pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids