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SauceySarah

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SauceySarah

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6135
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About SauceySarah : I myself am strange and unusual. Music is what makes my life worth living.

SauceySarah's page activity

Visits<b>abbyade</b> - one hour ago<b>ivanfrombg</b> - 13 hours ago<b>abqjfc</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 11:25pm<b>ngrande22</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 7:11pm<b>RA91</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 6:33pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 5:51pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 11:33am<b>bhale0112</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 10:20am<b>MeAnd</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 3:10am<b>PseudoDan</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 2:10am<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:42am<b>Gillett</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:33am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:00am<b>CA4495</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 12:14am<b>ZachHatesPeople</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 6:24pm<b>MortenM</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 3:12am<b>EskimoCallboy22</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 2:32pm<b>shemademedoit</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 4:04am

Fucked!<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 2:09am<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 10:18pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:45pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 11:07am<b>paravoz</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 8:13am<b>marcdreyz</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:08am<b>mr_mac81</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 9:39am<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 8:00pm<b>Murkyy</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 12:35am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 3:00pm<b>RA91</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 1:20pm<b>supreme_umbra</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 4:54am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 9:52am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 7:59am<b>whatshisname1066</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 4:30am<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 5:31am

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SauceySarah's favorite FMLs

Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML

#21158688
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46890) - you deserved it (5203)

On 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm - animals - by disturbed - Ireland

Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

#21152005
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46065) - you deserved it (5320)

On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, I baked a strawberry cake and I didn't have any fresh strawberries for garnish, so I used a can of strawberry pie filling. My neighbors said it looked like the cake was taken from the dumpster behind an abortion clinic. FML

#21146042
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41156) - you deserved it (8080)

On 05/20/2014 at 5:54am - misc - by sothishappened (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML

#21140956
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35235) - you deserved it (55515)

On 05/15/2014 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by FLIPmcCOOL - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML

#21129926
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39204) - you deserved it (3197)

On 05/03/2014 at 7:51pm - misc - by shylahrc - United States

Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML

#21126320
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43791) - you deserved it (4999)

On 04/29/2014 at 2:48pm - misc - by god (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML

#21113376
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38716) - you deserved it (6691)

On 04/15/2014 at 12:24am - misc - by heycutie - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized how boring and sexually deprived my life is when I found a gas station ten cents cheaper than the one I usually use. It gave me both an asthma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML

#21107421
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42954) - you deserved it (6265)

On 04/08/2014 at 3:56am - misc - by the long distance guy - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my husband and I had some bath time to ourselves. After having sex, he decided to put bath salts in my vagina to spice things up for the next round. It's been twenty minutes out of the bath and it still feels like there are pop rocks in my vagina. FML

#21101391
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46900) - you deserved it (34471)

On 03/31/2014 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

#21092620
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34481) - you deserved it (7158)

On 03/21/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by richard (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail because he started a fight with a guy who didn't like owls. FML

#21082949
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43633) - you deserved it (4062)

On 03/10/2014 at 4:22am - misc - by are you kidding me? - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

#21075644
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47317) - you deserved it (6697)

On 03/02/2014 at 3:44am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML

#21073315
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25371) - you deserved it (55763)

On 02/27/2014 at 4:46pm - misc - by well SHIT (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was told I pull the "whole grunge look" off quite well. I don't dress "grunge", nor was that my intention. FML

#21071401
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30699) - you deserved it (4920)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:59pm - misc - by ashleylynn17 (woman) -

Today, the boy who sits next to me in class accidentally dropped his sketch pad. It turns out he's really talented at drawing portraits. They're so good that I could recognize myself in all of them. FML

#21058436
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45757) - you deserved it (7100)

On 02/12/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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