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SauceySarah

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SauceySarah

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7053
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About SauceySarah : I myself am strange and unusual. Music is what makes my life worth living.

SauceySarah's page activity

Visits<b>zainman13</b> - 10 hours ago<b>f36k</b> - yesterday at 11:33pm<b>PUCKSTOPPER1976</b> - yesterday at 7:12pm<b>sandman676</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:01pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:19pm<b>Zaketh2112</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 6:43pm<b>bps315</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 5:50pm<b>Arsenal123</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:55pm<b>scshinobi</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 2:28pm<b>Greattitan2</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:36pm<b>fml254</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:31pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:33am<b>BasketballJones_</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 9:47am<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 7:11am<b>python199</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 7:08am<b>Marcelb</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 6:23am<b>voncrane</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:42am<b>MrSmellyCheese</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:34am

Fucked!<b>RedPillSucks</b> - yesterday at 2:19am<b>sandman676</b> - yesterday at 12:44am<b>zainman13</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 8:59pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 3:19pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 2:51pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 2:30am<b>ArthurL44</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 10:05pm<b>That_cuban_guy</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 8:44am<b>ransomdaniel</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 7:46am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 12:26am<b>fuckobamaintheas</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 5:07am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 8:45pm<b>rafa015</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 1:56pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 10:06am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 2:09am<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 10:18pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:45pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 11:07am

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SauceySarah's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, my father was playing with my son and his toy animals. He picked one up and said, "What is this? Some kind of African horse?" It was a zebra. FML

Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML

#21329522
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27478) - you deserved it (2202)

On 01/02/2015 at 7:11pm - animals - by cat co-parent - Australia

Today, I was brushing my teeth. When it came time for me to spit, I absentmindedly opened the bathroom drawer and spat in there instead of in the sink. FML

#21328982
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24684) - you deserved it (11261)

On 01/01/2015 at 10:38pm - misc - by 30000 - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML

#21326143
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30777) - you deserved it (15370)

On 12/28/2014 at 9:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML

#21325643
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31229) - you deserved it (2888)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:52am - misc - by thanks a lot mom - United States (California)

Today, after six long, hard years of involuntary celibacy, I was finally about to get laid. Except it was just a dream, and in it my mom stormed in just as things got heated, called me a useless cunt, and told me to go do my chores. I guess my brain forgot I moved out years ago. FML

#21320480
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33303) - you deserved it (4206)

On 12/19/2014 at 6:14pm - intimacy - by giantblueballsthesizeofjohnnysinscock (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML

#21315592
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35034) - you deserved it (7534)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anon - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said "avada kedavra". She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML

#21315060
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34952) - you deserved it (2810)

On 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my daughter wasn't feeling well, so we allowed her to sleep in bed with us. She snuggled right up with my husband. I felt a little jealous until she turned around and cuddled with me, just long enough to throw up all over me. She then flipped back over and snuggled with her dad. FML

#21314569
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33602) - you deserved it (3612)

On 12/09/2014 at 5:39pm - kids - by SickMaMa - United States (New York)

Today, I told my boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML

#21314442
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33505) - you deserved it (5682)

On 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my mom texted me and asked what I was up to. In response, I joked, "Dancing on the dining room table, waving dad's Calvin Klein's in the air, and shooting bullets into her bedroom floor." Not only did the cops show up, but now I'm grounded for two weeks for being, "deceptively believable." FML

#21314000
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31778) - you deserved it (5377)

On 12/08/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by #goodbyelife - United States

Today, I enjoyed the soft caressing touch of the person I'm attracted to. It would have been even better if he weren't simply stroking my arm hair in amazement at its superior length and density. FML

#21313670
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30841) - you deserved it (4682)

On 12/08/2014 at 9:12am - love - by lovethateuropeanblood (woman) - Japan (Osaka)

Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML

#21312610
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36612) - you deserved it (11419)

On 12/06/2014 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by fuckered519 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML

#21312305
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33877) - you deserved it (3302)

On 12/06/2014 at 12:18am - work - by ring-a-ding-ding (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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