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SauceySarah

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SauceySarah

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7746
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About SauceySarah : I myself am strange and unusual. Music is what makes my life worth living.

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Fucked!<b>RunIfYouCan</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 10:21am<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 4:17am<b>youngmessi252525</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 2:24am<b>Stephc3213</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 1:51am<b>igg125</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 1:24am<b>palefacephysco</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 7:06pm<b>PrintedChocolate</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 12:02pm<b>braydenjones520</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 11:52am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 10:34am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 3:07pm<b>rockwrench</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 2:19pm<b>andrewbezy</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 5:23am<b>papashaan</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 3:13am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 2:45am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 1:33am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 6:12am<b>medi507</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:46pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 11:16am

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SauceySarah's favorite FMLs

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

#21346789
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29487) - you deserved it (3343)

On 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25728) - you deserved it (2917)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

#21344108
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31224) - you deserved it (9613)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I witnessed my husband in the shower singing Chicago's "You're the Inspiration" to his penis while manscaping. I guess that's a bond we'll never have. FML

#21342844
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26959) - you deserved it (3239)

On 01/23/2015 at 11:46am - intimacy - by LD - United States (Idaho)

Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah... I think we're done with that. FML

#21340673
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32209) - you deserved it (4204)

On 01/19/2015 at 11:42pm - intimacy - by BDSM4Jesus - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML

#21336365
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34925) - you deserved it (2861)

On 01/13/2015 at 11:25am - love - by can't win - Australia

Today, I found myself wondering if my sister's jaw makes the same clicking sound when she's giving head as it does when she's eating food. FML

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, my father was playing with my son and his toy animals. He picked one up and said, "What is this? Some kind of African horse?" It was a zebra. FML

Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML

#21329522
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27518) - you deserved it (2210)

On 01/02/2015 at 7:11pm - animals - by cat co-parent - Australia

Today, I was brushing my teeth. When it came time for me to spit, I absentmindedly opened the bathroom drawer and spat in there instead of in the sink. FML

#21328982
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24720) - you deserved it (11271)

On 01/01/2015 at 10:38pm - misc - by 30000 - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML

#21326143
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30870) - you deserved it (15401)

On 12/28/2014 at 9:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML

#21325643
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32682) - you deserved it (3185)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:52am - misc - by thanks a lot mom - United States (California)

Today, after six long, hard years of involuntary celibacy, I was finally about to get laid. Except it was just a dream, and in it my mom stormed in just as things got heated, called me a useless cunt, and told me to go do my chores. I guess my brain forgot I moved out years ago. FML

#21320480
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33364) - you deserved it (4212)

On 12/19/2014 at 6:14pm - intimacy - by giantblueballsthesizeofjohnnysinscock (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML

#21315592
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35114) - you deserved it (7542)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anon - Ireland (Cork)



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