Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

SauceySarah

Offline (3 hours ago) | Search for a member

SauceySarah

45Fucked!

SauceySarahSauceySarah
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7477
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About SauceySarah : I myself am strange and unusual. Music is what makes my life worth living.

SauceySarah's page activity

Visits<b>andrewbezy</b> - 18 hours ago<b>yodam1</b> - yesterday at 9:50pm<b>bubsenn</b> - yesterday at 9:28pm<b>saadifti</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 11:34pm<b>HylianTwilight</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 6:11pm<b>schreibergx93</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 2:46pm<b>last_kings84</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 1:11pm<b>brndnmcmillan</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 1:11pm<b>papashaan</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 1:10pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 11:00am<b>PresAgent</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 10:36am<b>f36k</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 9:57am<b>hotrod1990</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 9:47am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 6:47am<b>gary8082</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 2:09am<b>whitevenom</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 12:28am<b>kissme24b</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 12:19am<b>Ruskiy_Cherep</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 12:15am

Fucked!<b>andrewbezy</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 5:23am<b>papashaan</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 3:13am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 2:45am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 1:33am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 6:12am<b>medi507</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:46pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 11:16am<b>lukian</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 10:02am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 6:57am<b>olpally</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 5:06pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:41pm<b>twistedtwincity</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 7:22am<b>joely_nathan</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 1:54pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 6:04am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 2:19am<b>sandman676</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 12:44am<b>zainman13</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 8:59pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 3:19pm

SauceySarah's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

See all of SauceySarah's badges

SauceySarah's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML

#19603388
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20741) - you deserved it (2033)

On 05/10/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by Jesse (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

#19601611
9 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26306) - you deserved it (3861)

On 05/10/2012 at 7:48am - love - by JG (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML

#19601147
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24107) - you deserved it (9982)

On 05/10/2012 at 2:44am - misc - by reddd - United States

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

#19598772
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11896) - you deserved it (37904)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML

#19587857
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24953) - you deserved it (10299)

On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14325) - you deserved it (43747)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

#19561833
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15223) - you deserved it (53968) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

#19557716
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21745) - you deserved it (4510)

On 05/01/2012 at 9:58am - work - by Nice (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37965) - you deserved it (9176)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9792) - you deserved it (18361)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML

#19542663
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16596) - you deserved it (14179)

On 04/28/2012 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Matt (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

#19536972
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26335) - you deserved it (4439)

On 04/27/2012 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML

#19535515
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7828) - you deserved it (26111)

On 04/27/2012 at 12:29am - health - by Weak Disposition (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into my arm. I don't know what is more disturbing: the fact that this is what my friends do for fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML

#19532931
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20955) - you deserved it (4043)

On 04/26/2012 at 4:23pm - misc - by HAIRY (woman) - United States (Iowa)



FML's blog

  • FML with pics? That's FML Pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a thousand words. We reckoned pictures could be worth 300 characters, which is why we launched FML Pics. The name says it all, really: it's an FML app, only with…

Monday 3 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: