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SauceySarah

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SauceySarah

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7050
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About SauceySarah : I myself am strange and unusual. Music is what makes my life worth living.

SauceySarah's page activity

Visits<b>f36k</b> - 14 hours ago<b>PUCKSTOPPER1976</b> - 18 hours ago<b>sandman676</b> - yesterday at 10:01pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - yesterday at 8:19pm<b>Zaketh2112</b> - yesterday at 6:43pm<b>bps315</b> - yesterday at 5:50pm<b>Arsenal123</b> - yesterday at 4:55pm<b>scshinobi</b> - yesterday at 2:28pm<b>Greattitan2</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:36pm<b>fml254</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:31pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:33am<b>BasketballJones_</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 9:47am<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 7:11am<b>python199</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 7:08am<b>Marcelb</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 6:23am<b>voncrane</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:42am<b>MrSmellyCheese</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:34am<b>Cads1</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:23am

Fucked!<b>RedPillSucks</b> - yesterday at 2:19am<b>sandman676</b> - yesterday at 12:44am<b>zainman13</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 8:59pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 3:19pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 2:51pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 2:30am<b>ArthurL44</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 10:05pm<b>That_cuban_guy</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 8:44am<b>ransomdaniel</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 7:46am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 12:26am<b>fuckobamaintheas</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 5:07am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 8:45pm<b>rafa015</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 1:56pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 10:06am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 2:09am<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 10:18pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:45pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 11:07am

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SauceySarah's favorite FMLs

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32653) - you deserved it (3046)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

#21364742
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30130) - you deserved it (2259)

On 02/27/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

#21351065
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27660) - you deserved it (2939)

On 02/06/2015 at 6:00pm - misc - by barf (woman) - Ireland

Today, my Breaking Bad obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks." during foreplay. My vagina just about turned into a desert on the spot. FML

#21347719
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30497) - you deserved it (3309)

On 02/01/2015 at 11:17am - intimacy - by SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at an interview for one of the top universities in the U.S. Everything was going great until I choked on my own saliva and almost threw up on the interviewer. FML

Today, I got married. My grandpa took me aside afterwards and said that the moment the ceremony was over, he heard my wife's vagina slam shut. "Welcome to marriage, sucker," he chuckled, "It's just you and Rosy Palm now!" FML

#21347104
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28566) - you deserved it (2996)

On 01/31/2015 at 12:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

#21346882
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30033) - you deserved it (5212)

On 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

#21346789
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29429) - you deserved it (3342)

On 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24422) - you deserved it (2657)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

#21344108
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27852) - you deserved it (8380)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I witnessed my husband in the shower singing Chicago's "You're the Inspiration" to his penis while manscaping. I guess that's a bond we'll never have. FML

#21342844
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26862) - you deserved it (3232)

On 01/23/2015 at 11:46am - intimacy - by LD - United States (Idaho)

Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah... I think we're done with that. FML

#21340673
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29425) - you deserved it (3525)

On 01/19/2015 at 11:42pm - intimacy - by BDSM4Jesus - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom paid me a surprise visit me at my university dorm. She ended up rifling through my stuff and started to pull out a box from on top of my wardrobe. Before I could stop her, it slipped and fell. Today's forecast: 100% chance of dildo rain. FML

#21338507
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31874) - you deserved it (4528)

On 01/16/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML

#21336365
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34888) - you deserved it (2859)

On 01/13/2015 at 11:25am - love - by can't win - Australia

Today, I found myself wondering if my sister's jaw makes the same clicking sound when she's giving head as it does when she's eating food. FML



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