About SauceySarah : I myself am strange and unusual. Music is what makes my life worth living.
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SauceySarah's favorite FMLs
Today, I drove in heavy rain for the first time, by myself. I had been told to drive below the speed limit, and be extra careful of the cars around me. Nobody had told me about thunder scaring a cow that would then escape from the corral and hit my car. FML
by damaged / 11/03/2015 at 10:24pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by MG73 / 11/01/2015 at 11:16pm / United States (Maine) / Love
Today, it's job interview day. In the elevator on the way there, I overheard potential candidates talking about the boss of the company, mocking his alleged lack of credibility. Who's the boss? Me. They don't know that yet. FML
by Oli974 / 10/22/2015 at 9:08am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Work
by oops / 09/26/2015 at 10:24pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML
by gotmilk? / 09/22/2015 at 9:41am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, at a party that was pretty big, I thought it would be funny to photobomb a photo. In doing so, I slipped over and snapped my arm in. I may now have to get surgery. The good thing is I made a hell of a photobomb. FML
by the poor man / 09/05/2015 at 1:36pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Health
by mumfordandsonimdisappointed / 08/29/2015 at 1:09am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML
by Anonymous / 08/25/2015 at 3:32am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML
by notwhatithought / 08/21/2015 at 3:43pm / Germany (Bayern) / Miscellaneous
by MoxleyCrue / 08/17/2015 at 3:34am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes of waiting, Google searching, and tension, I realized I had bought an ovulation test. FML
by Mmm / 07/25/2015 at 6:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by strangely / 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by annoyedgf / 07/11/2015 at 8:44am / Miscellaneous
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