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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 February 1979 (37 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 774
  • Number of comments : 292
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Sathane : Self employed technology consultant who enjoys martial arts, plummeting towards earth from ridiculous heights (skydiving, for those of you that are a bit slow), shredding fresh powder (snowboarding) and making every muscle fiber in my body scream for mercy in the gym. Next summer I will be getting my Scuba levels to finalize my mastery over this world.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Sathane's favorite FMLs

Today, while at work at a small Microsoft partner company, I had to write an email explaining why Internet Explorer is superior to Google Chrome. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22976) - you deserved it (2249)

On 02/05/2016 at 11:36am - work - by Coccinelle - France

Today, a woman drove her car onto my closed worksite. Since it is hazardous for the general public, I told her to leave. Later, the police arrived and gave me hell. Apparently, I was reported for being "snippy". FML


I agree, your life sucks (25201) - you deserved it (1649)

On 08/13/2015 at 5:58am - work - by SteamLass765 (woman) -

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