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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 February 1979 (36 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 633
  • Number of comments : 239
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Sathane : Self employed technology consultant who enjoys martial arts, plummeting towards earth from ridiculous heights (skydiving, for those of you that are a bit slow), shredding fresh powder (snowboarding) and making every muscle fiber in my body scream for mercy in the gym. Next summer I will be getting my Scuba levels to finalize my mastery over this world.

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Today, a woman drove her car onto my closed worksite. Since it is hazardous for the general public, I told her to leave. Later, the police arrived and gave me hell. Apparently, I was reported for being "snippy". FML


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