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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 457
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SassyBasher : I'm a Whovian, a Trekkie, a Sherlockian, a Hunter, a Pókemon Trainer, and
I love the Legend Of Zelda games. All in all, I'm a full blown out nerd! . Ask me if you would like to know anything else.

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Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML


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On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML


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On 02/10/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by Saw (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, at work, there is a rumor going around that I'm gay. Somewhat curious at how did this start, I asked a co-worker. He said I was seen 3 days ago at a mall holding hands with someone who looks like a guy from behind. Three days ago, I was at the mall with my girlfriend. FML

Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML


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On 03/29/2009 at 1:04am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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