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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 266
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SassieCat6 : Just a sarcastic coffee enthusiast who lurks the internet daily ☕️☕️

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Today, I went to the doctor to see why my walking pneumonia wasn't getting any better. It had. I've just somehow managed to also contract mono... while sitting home, alone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39739) - you deserved it (2602)

On 10/27/2013 at 10:30am - health - by BadLuck (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd ask his dad if it was okay. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "come on, dad" and "but why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML


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On 08/06/2013 at 4:35pm - love - by (._. ) (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went to my dad, hoping to confess something to him. He quickly said that if I'd got my girlfriend pregnant, he'd kill me. That's exactly what happened. I had to make up a lie instead about stealing $50 from his wallet once as a kid, which he then demanded I pay back in full. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31272) - you deserved it (45256)

On 07/31/2013 at 6:49pm - misc - by psychic parents, how do they work? :( (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML


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On 06/26/2013 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by the_lonely_life - United States

Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML


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On 04/18/2013 at 10:37am - love - by obnum - United States

Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17469) - you deserved it (61384) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/15/2013 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Centre)

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (34926) - you deserved it (8497)

On 02/25/2013 at 2:16pm - kids - by soaked (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML


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On 02/24/2013 at 9:30am - misc - by curly_eyelashes - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that my doctor lost all of my immunization records. I can't start law school without them. FML


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On 01/04/2013 at 3:51pm - health - by bureaucratic assfuckery (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML


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On 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm - misc - by kal - United States (New York)

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