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Saso

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  • Town/Country : Cairo, Egypt
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 July 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5352
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Saso : I'm a business administration student, I love reading and writing, and I love chatting and making friends almost as much, so make sure to leave me a message ! ;)

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Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 11:47pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 5:00pm<b>bigmusclebro</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 3:20am<b>KingSquisher</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 1:35am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 1:14am<b>jumbalia94</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 2:24pm<b>RyRoz</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 6:28am<b>AyaE</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 5:54pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 5:09am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 12:16am<b>IHeartMinecraft</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 9:44am<b>justanormalone</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 10:33am<b>Yo7ossam</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 7:40am<b>platypus546</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 5:19am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 3:21pm<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 5:07pm<b>Kruitdamp</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 4:16pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 11:52pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 4:52am<b>IHeartMinecraft</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 2:44pm<b>Yo7ossam</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 1:40pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 9:24pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 5:07am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 1:33pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 4:37am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 10:06pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 10:30pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 7:02pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 8:07am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 1:23am<b>gary3768</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 11:01pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 8:20pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 7:11pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:30am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:35pm<b>dk1991</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 4:34am

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Saso's favorite FMLs

Today, a council worker showed up on my doorstep for the final pool installation inspection, which was scheduled 10 years ago. FML

by livingstonjamie / 01/13/2015 at 3:28am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

by Anonymous / 01/10/2015 at 8:45am / United States / Love

Today, my scumbag landlady broke into my place and stole my mop, which I refused to give her earlier. She denied everything and tried to convince me that some criminal broke in using a key, stole only my mop, and was nice enough to lock up on the way out. FML

by Anonymous / 01/07/2015 at 11:29am / Sri Lanka / Miscellaneous

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

by Anonymous / 01/06/2015 at 11:40am / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

by Anonymous / 12/23/2014 at 4:48pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, a customer came in with a laptop smashed beyond repair. She asked if we could recover her files, but thanks to my idiot boss' new store policy I had to ask her a bunch of questions, including if she had tried "turning it on and off". She stared at me, speechless, like I was a complete moron. FML

by anonix / 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm / Canada / Work

Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML

by smiles / 12/02/2014 at 8:14pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I bought my cat a fun toy at the one of a kind craft show. It has catnip in it, which he loves. He flipped out, so I took it away. He won't stop trying to break into the cupboard I put it in. My cat has a drug problem. FML

by allykat / 12/02/2014 at 7:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

Today, I had to explain to a customer that 50% off a $50 item did not make the item free. FML

by idiots / 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

by void bowels() { cry(); } / 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm / United Kingdom (Caerphilly) / Transportation

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML

by Studying is for crazy people. / 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

by JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky / 11/13/2014 at 7:21pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

by Anonymous / 11/13/2014 at 1:50pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love

Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML

by really / 11/13/2014 at 1:17pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend bought us plane tickets to Mexico for our "Honeymoon". This would be nice if he had proposed and if we'd been dating for longer than 2 weeks. FML

by anonymous / 11/12/2014 at 12:21am / United States (Minnesota) / Love