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  • Number of visits : 645
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About SarcasticShade : I'm a person who does and doesn't do things. I like and hate things. I live somewhere and my favorite thing to eat is food.

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SarcasticShade's favorite FMLs

Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44196) - you deserved it (4040)

On 12/03/2013 at 2:45pm - misc - by nemesis5196523 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML


I agree, your life sucks (63521) - you deserved it (5896)

On 11/22/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42578) - you deserved it (3030)

On 11/22/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47351) - you deserved it (3605)

On 11/22/2013 at 1:20am - kids - by spooked (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49813) - you deserved it (9797)

On 11/21/2013 at 3:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I'm moving from Arizona to Washington State with my 2 cats in my car. I've only just left and just learned that one cat gets carsick and the other stress farts. Only 956 more miles to go. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45031) - you deserved it (6094)

On 11/18/2013 at 6:47pm - animals - by Catcrap! - United States (California)

Today, I turned 30. While all my friends are getting married, furthering careers and having children, I'm still sat around being as immature as I was as a teenager. I'm going through a classic case of premature age-jaculation. I laughed for 10 minutes after coming up with that. FML

Today, I realized I need to start hitting the gym, when my boyfriend actually utilized my love handles during sex. FML

Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair. It won. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31324) - you deserved it (11706)

On 11/17/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by what_a_loner - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried to storm out of the room during an argument, but walked face-first into our closed sliding glass door. My boyfriend laughed so hard that he had to sit down. Later, we noticed the nose mark I left. He won't let me clean it, because he wants to show it to everyone. FML

Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43168) - you deserved it (3118)

On 11/16/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by gonnafail (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40036) - you deserved it (2905)

On 11/15/2013 at 7:10pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57755) - you deserved it (7278)

On 11/06/2013 at 12:06am - love - by maddie - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML


I agree, your life sucks (48118) - you deserved it (5466)

On 11/02/2013 at 1:34pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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