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About Saraj07 : Yes that cute puppy is mine. She's 3 now and still just as cute. 😊

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Saraj07's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working at the local grocery store and a customer of mine, who had only bought two granola bars and was holding up my line, tried to convert me to Christianity. Out of all the people to target, she chose the shy atheist who just wanted to do her minimum wage job in peace. FML


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On 07/22/2015 at 12:20am - work - by Quortney - United States

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64748) - you deserved it (9212)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML


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On 05/30/2014 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by lahiros (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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