About Sarairwin49 : 19 years old- i love music- I'm country/rocker- i have a heart of gold.-I'm a great friend, and will listen if anyone needs someone to talk to- I'm short(bout 5'4) - I love to read- I just finished high school (yay!!)- I'm a big city girl- I spend a lot of time online- I love to cook and try new foods- I'm pro life- love=love - open minded- love making new friends- love learning new languages- adventurous- self-conscious xc- i believe inner beauty is what counts- hard working- I'm taken my the best ~12.11.12~- Feel free to message me!! ( nothing dirty or flirty please!) Thanks!
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML
by belljars / 04/17/2014 at 10:27pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by waymoreiwanted / 02/14/2014 at 10:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Haberdashing / 11/13/2013 at 3:10pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML
by Go away / 11/10/2013 at 3:03am / United States (Iowa) / Money
by NiteShayd / 11/09/2013 at 11:40am / Canada / Kids
by Falling off the wagon / 11/09/2013 at 8:20am / United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove) / Miscellaneous
by thank god you'll only live once / 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML
by KittyKat / 11/03/2013 at 9:22am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by mish / 09/22/2013 at 4:41pm / United Kingdom (Herefordshire) / Love
Today, after I explained to my waitress that I have an allergy to butter, she nonetheless put some on my baked potato. When I had her get me another, without butter, she came back with one and then asked if I would like butter with it. FML
by Anonymous / 09/01/2013 at 12:40am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by fartz / 08/31/2013 at 2:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went down on my boyfriend, and tried out a new trick I learned. I read in a magazine that if you hum while giving oral, it's supposed to feel good. My boyfriend started laughing and told me to stop after 30 seconds because I reminded him of his singing toothbrush. FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2013 at 12:11pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by AtLeastHaveADecientExcuse / 08/28/2013 at 9:25am / Miscellaneous
by Alice / 08/28/2013 at 6:33am / United States (Oregon) / Kids
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…