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Sarahmus
  • Town/Country : Copenhagen, Denmark
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 March 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 81
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sarahmus : What can I say.. Well I rarely know what to say on the internet.. If you want to know something, anything, meet up with me xD Haha..
Plane ticket is on you, shelter is on me :D

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Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, my boy friend said "you know who you remind me of? Sarah Palin." And then for the next 15 minutes continued to discuss how ugly she is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43318) - you deserved it (2906)

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