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SarahSehhati

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SarahSehhati

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SarahSehhatiSarahSehhati
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 January 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1766
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About SarahSehhati : I'm funny outgoing and I love to laugh!!! I am going to school to become a pediatrician and I am learning American sign language:) Snapchat me: sehhati
or follow me on instagram @sehhati_sarah

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Visits<b>Martinez0285</b> - 20 hours ago<b>thehappycamper</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 12:57am<b>paigexox0</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:23pm<b>mattr17</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 7:30pm<b>LoveNnyl</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 10:05pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 1:16pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 12:38am<b>marshm610</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 8:19pm<b>Logicscmogic</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 8:35pm<b>abdiG</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 5:34pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 4:35pm<b>xKG33x</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 12:10am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 7:04pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 10:14pm<b>hazemcnasty</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 2:23pm<b>int15</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 10:16am<b>ACTIONbl00dROCK</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 3:18am<b>ricardof</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 8:44am

Fucked!<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 1:05am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 4:14am<b>byattwain</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 6:51am<b>joshtapp</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 5:27am<b>boultzboi</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 11:45pm<b>Logicscmogic</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 7:04am<b>keiNan</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 3:33am<b>dk1991</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 5:41am<b>MadMaxy</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 3:43am<b>thebakingseal</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 11:57am<b>paravoz</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 8:07am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 11:40pm<b>tiwan</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 6:05pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 4:08pm<b>Redoxx</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 3:52pm<b>venomousflower</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 1:47pm<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 1:32pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 11:35am

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SarahSehhati's favorite FMLs

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

#21410693
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39613) - you deserved it (6459)

On 05/15/2015 at 8:50pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML

#21406781
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27414) - you deserved it (3723)

On 05/08/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by McWhopper - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I thought my dad was finally showing interest in the business I started last year when he asked about my next event. Nope, he just wanted to know if I would hire his step-granddaughter. Her first question: "So, I won't have to do any like, real work right?" Gee, thanks Dad. FML

#21393221
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26239) - you deserved it (1902)

On 04/13/2015 at 9:50pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML

#21393183
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28949) - you deserved it (2878)

On 04/13/2015 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, I went to a job interview. It would have been fine if I had remembered it was over the phone, and not in person. I drove two hours. FML

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

#21387302
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35051) - you deserved it (2362)

On 04/04/2015 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML

#21373875
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24006) - you deserved it (22672)

On 03/13/2015 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

#21365151
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37822) - you deserved it (4517)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML

#21364671
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29771) - you deserved it (2669)

On 02/27/2015 at 3:20pm - misc - by Y_Y (man) - United States

Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

#21343482
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34220) - you deserved it (2317)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm - misc - by Elrond Hubbard (man) - United States

Today, my little sister randomly came up to me and said: "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML

#21324793
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31658) - you deserved it (2807)

On 12/26/2014 at 4:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Southend-on-Sea)

Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML

#21322002
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32937) - you deserved it (12223)

On 12/22/2014 at 10:04am - love - by cwhitney7 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML

#21305863
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32797) - you deserved it (2632)

On 11/25/2014 at 3:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML

#21305750
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27615) - you deserved it (2266)

On 11/25/2014 at 11:14am - misc - by Blöde Gans - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

#21303975
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31604) - you deserved it (2718)

On 11/22/2014 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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