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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 January 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3032
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About SarahSehhati : I'm funny outgoing and I love to laugh!!! I am going to school to become a pediatrician and I am learning American sign language:) Snapchat me: sehhati
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SarahSehhati's favorite FMLs

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 8:50pm / United States / Kids

Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML

by McWhopper / 05/08/2015 at 1:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I thought my dad was finally showing interest in the business I started last year when he asked about my next event. Nope, he just wanted to know if I would hire his step-granddaughter. Her first question: "So, I won't have to do any like, real work right?" Gee, thanks Dad. FML

by Anonymous / 04/13/2015 at 9:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML

by anon / 04/13/2015 at 8:51pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I went to a job interview. It would have been fine if I had remembered it was over the phone, and not in person. I drove two hours. FML

by yuckduck / 04/10/2015 at 8:29am / Canada (Manitoba) / Work

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Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 12:04am / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML

by Anonymous / 03/13/2015 at 3:35pm / Bahrain (Al Manamah) / Intimacy

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2015 at 9:16am / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML

by Y_Y / 02/27/2015 at 3:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

by Elrond Hubbard / 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my little sister randomly came up to me and said: "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML

by Anonymous / 12/26/2014 at 4:54pm / United Kingdom (Southend-on-Sea) / Kids

Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML

by cwhitney7 / 12/22/2014 at 10:04am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML

by Anonymous / 11/25/2014 at 3:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML

by Blöde Gans / 11/25/2014 at 11:14am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

by Anonymous / 11/22/2014 at 4:08pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous