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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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SarahJJP's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was on the couch taking a nap, it started violently shaking. I panicked and chased my family outside, convinced it was an earthquake. It was just the cat trapped inside the couch. FML

Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML

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104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36312) - you deserved it (17615)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

#21117679
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51823) - you deserved it (4536)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I found out that my husband never wanted to marry me, he only did because I wouldn't quit pestering him to propose to me. FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10408) - you deserved it (49811)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, at work we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13021) - you deserved it (55028)

On 10/28/2009 at 6:29pm - work - by R (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)



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