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  • Number of visits : 919
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SarMarJo : Sarah's the name.
I have two daughters! Sometimes I say stupid stuff and I accidentally annoy people. It seems to me that most people on this site don't like me. I get down voted on here a lot, but it's okay with me. I like being funny and making others happy. But I usually ffffail. I own my own business and I'm also an auto mechanic. I've had a FML written about me. Pretty funny. I never comment because by the time I'm done typing the comment it starts to make less sense, and I just know I'll be down voted anyways ;) Especially for my terrible puns! Oh well. I'm not one to care too much about grammar on this site but I do make an effort. You wasted your time reading this. :)

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YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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SarMarJo's favorite FMLs

Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML

by Anonymous / 03/26/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Texas) / Love