Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Saone

Offline (yesterday at 7:17am) | Search for a member

Saone

1Fucked!

SaoneSaone
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5663
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Saone : I like to draw: lmih.deviantart.com

Saone's page activity

Visits<b>cheeology</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 12:32am<b>coreydylan</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 10:16am<b>Kingsz</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 5:32pm<b>dannnngthatsux</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 4:18pm<b>munuxi</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 2:47pm<b>johnjingleheimer</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 12:01am<b>axfabxdisaster</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 3:02pm<b>raven83</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 10:11am<b>EvAN_117</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 6:18am<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 9:43am<b>Teckzilla</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 6:59pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 7:39pm<b>plan_Z</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 9:25am<b>paskievitchjack</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 10:52am<b>awkwardology</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 12:56pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 9:09am<b>j_cat187</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 5:08am<b>mete_orito</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 6:58pm

Fucked!<b>cheeology</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 6:32am

Saone's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

See all of Saone's badges

Saone's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#17827987
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43041) - you deserved it (3443)

On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

#17499822
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37264) - you deserved it (7178)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

#17468167
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37650) - you deserved it (10116)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

#17468167
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37650) - you deserved it (10116)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46327) - you deserved it (15243)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41573) - you deserved it (13734)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

#17248199
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39244) - you deserved it (3382)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53837) - you deserved it (8379)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

#16516164
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18097) - you deserved it (43926)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69113) - you deserved it (3862)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

#16374822
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8542) - you deserved it (74499)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

#16374822
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8542) - you deserved it (74499)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85364) - you deserved it (6402)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

#15550416
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37130) - you deserved it (3732)

On 03/29/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML

#15264127
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33364) - you deserved it (3591)

On 03/10/2011 at 4:42pm - love - by dumped (man) - Canada (Ontario)



FML's blog

  • RoSaCe's illustrated FML
  • Back to business! Yep, everyone is back from their vacation, unless you're a rich, childfree, lovin' life-type of person who doesn't go on holiday when everybody else does, and can do whatever they…

Friday 4 September 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: