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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 November 1981 (33 years)
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Today, I had to lie to my coworkers about me and some guy beating the absolute shite out of each other in a bar fight, all to avoid admitting my black eye was from my 7 year old son punching me in the face the other day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21386) - you deserved it (6052)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after a broken smoke detector in my home caused the fire department to come, I got an angry visit from my neighbor who was upset because she had parked in front of a fire hydrant and got a ticket. She demands that I pay it, "or else." FML


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On 05/25/2015 at 12:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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