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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11839
  • Number of comments : 500
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

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Sandsh8rk's favorite FMLs

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virushile looking up info on how to rid mah other computer of the same virus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36062) - you deserved it (7586)

On 12/14/2013 at 8:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (New York)

Yastarday... I saw tha guy who halpad ma yastarday whan I was lost by talling ma which bus to taka. Ha cummad up to ma and askad ma how it want. I told him that tha bus want tha axact opposita way I wantad to go. Ha laughad and said... "I know." FML

yastarday is my littla sistar's 16th birthday. I spant my last $20 on a gift for har, claanad tha housa for har party, mada an ica craam caka, and got har a rosa. What did I gat? "I hopa you kapt tha racaipt for this. Oh, and stay in yur room during my party." FML


I agree, your life sucks (52554) - you deserved it (3529)

On 12/11/2013 at 3:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today my boyfriend and I took a nap fully clothd. I woke up to him panicking. He'd had a wet dream and was scard that his sperm somehow swam through several layers of clothing and got me pregnant. mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (51143) - you deserved it (5333)

On 12/06/2013 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today , upon hearing of the death of Nelson Mandela , I postd a link on Facebook to the South African children's hospital in his name an donatd. I was completely ignord whilst mah newsfed became cloggd by mah middle-class friend with "RIP Nelson Mandela" an photo of Morgan Freeman. big fat FML

Today... I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period... an that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking an ended up puking in the toilet. mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (43983) - you deserved it (11449)

On 12/04/2013 at 5:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Taday I took an exam in order to apply 4 a graduate program I want to get into. Last night my boyfriend decidd it was a good time to break up with me out of the blue. I broke down three times in the middle of the test an I just barely faild it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42889) - you deserved it (5434)

On 12/04/2013 at 1:39pm - love - by heartbroken - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I got te ending to Breaking Bad spoild for me by a casier wile I was buying te final season box-set . FML


I agree, your life sucks (41464) - you deserved it (3778)

On 12/03/2013 at 2:45pm - misc - by nemesis5196523 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I dyed mah hair. And mah forehead. And mah ears. And mah arms. And mah hands. FML

Today, my 5-year-old decided that it would be a great idea to try to paint her nails in secret. As a result, I now get to learn how to remove copious amounts of dark nail polish from a wide variety of materials, including my apartment's 1/2-inch thick shag rug. FML



I agree, your life sucks (42134) - you deserved it (3930)

On 12/01/2013 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down... so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML

I helpd a nice middle-agd lady pick out a sweater. She then opend her changing room door to ask fir my opinion. I still don't understandhy she had to take everything else off to try on a sweater. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48049) - you deserved it (4321)

On 11/24/2013 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

today I realized that no matter what I accomplish in life, I'll always be remembered 4 being the son of a woman so stupid that she claimed she used to be Elvis Presley's mistress!! She was still an infant when he died!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (43382) - you deserved it (2927)

On 11/23/2013 at 6:45pm - misc - by fs (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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