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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 19189
  • Number of comments : 629
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About Sandsh8rk : Oh, hello. You seem to have stumbled across my FML page.

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Sandsh8rk's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my nephew to the roller rink and I broke not one arm but both. Now I can't even wipe. FML

by Broken / 11/03/2015 at 1:13pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, after years of difficulty, I finally found the perfect shade of foundation that matches my ultra-pale complexion. It's called "Death Flesh." FML

by 2pale / 11/01/2015 at 1:22pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I made a Facebook post about my upcoming driving test. My grandpa said he knew I would succeed, prompting my idiot boyfriend to reply "For sure, she really knows how to suck seed ;)" followed by him liking his own comment. FML

by not anymore / 10/30/2015 at 7:29pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

by Anonymous / 10/30/2015 at 6:22pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, my cousin got hired after six days of job-hunting. I graduated from university six months ago and haven't even scored a single interview; he's a deadbeat junkie who just got out of prison after doing time for armed robbery. FML

by / 10/24/2015 at 11:39pm / United States / Work

Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I cried my eyes out for hours over the guy who dumped me 9 years ago. FML

by shakira, when the walls fell / 10/23/2015 at 2:56pm / Canada / Love

Today, I picked up my car after I got it painted. As I backed up in the parking lot, my car scraped against a pillar. Now I have to put it right back in the shop. FML

by Jared / 10/23/2015 at 2:08pm / United States / Transportation

Today, my boyfriend of one year and seven months left me for not wanting to have a baby yet. I'm seventeen years old. FML

by kaitiem224 / 10/21/2015 at 10:52pm / United States (Kansas) / Love

Today, I found out the hard way that if you spontaneously begin to lose weight, you may have cancer, not an increased metabolism. FML

by BX / 10/17/2015 at 8:09am / Netherlands / Health

Today, I was working out in the gym when a fitness trainer came up to me and said it wasn't safe to be exercising while this far along in a pregnancy. I was too ashamed to tell them that I'm not pregnant, so I went along with it. Time to find a new gym. FML

by dramaqueen15 / 10/15/2015 at 10:38pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML

by GiveADogABone / 10/15/2015 at 6:47pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I opened up to my boyfriend about being sexually abused in the past. He said it explains why I'm "such a bitch" when it comes to personal contact. FML

by btoker / 10/15/2015 at 12:16pm / United States (New York) / Love

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Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

by Anonymous / 10/14/2015 at 9:45am / United States (Arizona) / Love

Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML

by Anonymous / 10/11/2015 at 10:02pm / United States / Health

Today, my brother slapped me across the face with a piece of raw chicken for not liking his Instagram post. FML

by shavednipples / 10/11/2015 at 1:59pm / United States (California) / Health

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