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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 16285
  • Number of comments : 578
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

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Today, I picked up an extra shift at the store. It was also the day the store's ventilation system shut down, resulting in carbon monoxide poisoning for me and two co-workers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40683) - you deserved it (2845)

On 08/05/2014 at 6:44pm - work - by cutthroatkait (woman) - United States

Today, I was taking an order for a patron at the casino. The policy is to "pay first." After explaining this to him, he still refused to pay. After years of being polite, I finally cracked and said, "You are making this really f-ing difficult". This particular patron was our CEO's son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40650) - you deserved it (13486)

On 08/03/2014 at 6:02pm - work - by really though? - United States (Delaware)

Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML


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On 07/25/2014 at 2:16pm - misc - by notadoorman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43240) - you deserved it (5115)

On 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was waiting in a line, texting on my phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said, "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a dirty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42313) - you deserved it (4599)

On 07/16/2014 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went into my former workplace. While there, an ex-coworker told me that after I quit, they split my position into two separate jobs. When I worked there, my boss had told me to suck it up whenever I said there was too much work for just one person. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46734) - you deserved it (3685)

On 07/14/2014 at 7:52pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss delivered some flowers and a sympathy card signed by everyone in the office to my cubicle. The card said, "Sorry your mom died". My mom isn't dead. I don't know where they got the idea from and no one believes me. They said that denial is part of grieving. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46975) - you deserved it (3375)

On 07/09/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by ninnang - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser and got some on her finger. She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entire finger was going to disappear. FML


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On 07/04/2014 at 3:41pm - kids - by neryc (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46181) - you deserved it (8341)

On 07/03/2014 at 1:53pm - misc - by blood buddies - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38832) - you deserved it (11592)

On 06/26/2014 at 10:58am - misc - by DF (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML


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On 06/25/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by fredfredburger (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, as a recruiter, I had an interview with a promising candidate for an open position at my company. The interview was going well until the candidate interrupted me halfway through to take a selfie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46920) - you deserved it (4273)

On 06/25/2014 at 1:10am - work - by Sam - United States (California)

Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML


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On 06/18/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by AgentRarity (woman) -

Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML


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On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML


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On 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm - animals - by furball (woman) - (Perth and Kinross)

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