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Sandsh8rk

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Sandsh8rk

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13089
  • Number of comments : 522
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About Sandsh8rk : Oh, hello. You seem to have stumbled across my FML page.

And yes, I know my profile picture perfectly matches my comment.

Sandsh8rk's page activity

Visits<b>MissEris</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 3:52pm<b>UnluckyLatina</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 10:09am<b>thebakingseal</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 6:16am<b>linderp</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 11:38pm<b>ZelmaSlayer</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 7:53pm<b>Caroline1812</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 7:39pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 4:40pm<b>WaltzingPhantom</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 4:40pm<b>drunk_crow</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 3:48pm<b>cartermccarroll</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 5:18pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 10:16am<b>Destrukto</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 9:47am<b>trevieh47</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:07pm<b>KatieKoala</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 3:54am<b>54MU31</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 10:33pm<b>daz18m</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 5:43am<b>PulseOverride</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 4:06pm<b>Geckosrock99</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 1:51pm

Fucked!<b>thebakingseal</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 12:16pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 10:40pm<b>cartermccarroll</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 11:18pm<b>Sansa</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 9:30pm<b>Unrecognisable</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 2:21am<b>xninix</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 6:39am<b>ksks1234</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 1:14am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 2:03am<b>Drake_The_Dragon</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 11:40pm

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Sandsh8rk's favorite FMLs

Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML

#21414003
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19424) - you deserved it (1337)

On 05/22/2015 at 1:10pm - misc - by homo fuckofftus (man) - United States (California)

Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I was "driving" in a video game. FML

Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML

#21412477
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24830) - you deserved it (8936)

On 05/19/2015 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML

#21412440
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27802) - you deserved it (2972)

On 05/19/2015 at 7:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend suggested we start using a safe word during sex - not because we're into BDSM or anything like that, it's just in case she gets bored and wants me to stop. FML

#21412386
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26339) - you deserved it (4185)

On 05/19/2015 at 2:45am - intimacy - by username - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I got stopped by people asking for donations for their charity services. Being who I am, I hate saying no to people, so I told them "I don't have any money, only my card." Did you know they also accept payment by card? FML

#21412233
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24204) - you deserved it (6107)

On 05/18/2015 at 9:22pm - money - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML

#21412078
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23448) - you deserved it (6680)

On 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm - misc - by Swabidizop - United States (Colorado)

Today, I surprised my 7 and 1.5 year old girls with a princess dinner. I quickly realized it was a scam when the "princesses" arrived looking more suited to a bachelor party. I was able to quickly get the girls out, but have spent the evening explaining why Pocahontas was heavily tattooed. FML

Today, I had an outdoor meeting with some important clients. It wasn't until the meeting was over that my coworker decided to inform me that I had bird poop in my hair "pretty much the entire time." FML

#21411568
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23827) - you deserved it (1782)

On 05/17/2015 at 5:27pm - work - by lily_marleen (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML

#21411475
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26318) - you deserved it (1747)

On 05/17/2015 at 1:47pm - love - by hobo - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML

#21411390
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11550) - you deserved it (40238)

On 05/17/2015 at 9:09am - misc - by PISSED OFF - Australia

Today, after getting my dream job and quitting old one, I was told my position is strictly "experimental" and will only last 2 months. FML

#21411308
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28321) - you deserved it (3096)

On 05/17/2015 at 2:31am - work - by fuckkkkk - United States (California)

Today, I went to a domestic violence counseling group. I was the only male there, and I explained that my girlfriend punches me in the face in front of my kids. Everyone started laughing. FML

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

#21410882
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31112) - you deserved it (4777)

On 05/16/2015 at 7:47am - animals - by yif2 (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to suddenly stop in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML

#21410853
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28353) - you deserved it (2705)

On 05/16/2015 at 5:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)



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