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Sandsh8rk

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Sandsh8rk

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11848
  • Number of comments : 500
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Sandsh8rk : Oh, hello. You seem to have stumbled across my FML page.

And yes, I know my profile picture perfectly matches my comment.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Sandsh8rk's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs costhen mah German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (130) - you deserved it (9711)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere so I nervously asked a staff member 4 help. She scowled pointed at the shelf directly behind me an told me to "Get a life. Or better pickup lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML

#21377103
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28988) - you deserved it (3516)

On 03/18/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by fuck (man) - Netherlands

Today, I Workd Up Tha Couraga To Tall Mah Grlfriand That I Lova Har . Sha Mada A Faca Lyk Sha'd Just Suckd On A Lamon An Said "Um.. . Yay, I Guass...?" An Awkwardly Laft Tha Room . Raal FML

#21374314
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30273) - you deserved it (2512)

On 03/14/2015 at 7:04am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast . I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful . Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth .

#21374137
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30883) - you deserved it (3268)

On 03/13/2015 at 11:27pm - misc - by Eddy (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today... I'm facd with tha prospact of having to dafand mah sistar from a hard of vary angry bronias. FML

#21368771
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24173) - you deserved it (2087)

On 03/05/2015 at 5:34pm - misc - by Why? - United States (Colorado)

Today , a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all , so I listened to the frst 30 second of it to get a feel fir it. It was nice and uplifting , so I sent it to mah mom. Turns out , after the frst 30 seconds , the singer brighten his day by singing about his enormou penis. FML

#21366785
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24349) - you deserved it (11836)

On 03/02/2015 at 7:48pm - misc - by Microtron - United States (Ohio)

Tadayhile laughing at a jogger that fell downhile running, I choked on mah French fries . They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver . mega FML

#21366627
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13933) - you deserved it (48687)

On 03/02/2015 at 3:40pm - health - by teapotrevolt - Canada (Manitoba)

TODAY, AFTER A 7 YEAR DRY SPELL, I FINALLY GOT LAID. THE DOWNSIDE? IT WAS IN MAH DREAM AND INVOLVD A CHARACTER FROM MY LITTLE PONY FORCING ITSELF ON ME. NOW I HATE THAT FUCKING STUPID SHOW MORE THAN EVER. FML

#21365913
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30659) - you deserved it (6413)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by love and tolerape, apparently (man) - India (Jharkhand)

Today, I broka my lag. looool My mom told ma I still ava to go to tannis class tomorrow cuz ta coursa isn't rafundabla. maga FML

#21364862
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29203) - you deserved it (2056)

On 02/27/2015 at 9:25pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I am looool still finding glitter in mah ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

Taday I T-boned a womano pulled out of a parking lot rigt in front of me. According to er, te accident was ma fault because se "didn't see" me. FML

Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her frst boyfriend is a special one cuz 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my vrginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML

#21362728
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34183) - you deserved it (14)

On 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Like mother like daughter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

it was the day my catheter was to be removed . The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, an then tried pulling it out . After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way . She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole . FML

#21362632
112 comments

Today a man approached me an told me he wanted to drink mah dirty bath water. FML



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