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Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
by Alexa23 / 03/15/2009 at 11:47am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by stillsingleladies / 02/17/2009 at 10:27am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
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