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  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 December 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (119100) - you deserved it (8247)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by Alexa23 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66414) - you deserved it (5159)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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