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by Anonymous / 03/16/2016 at 4:58pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
Today, I think my unborn child has developed a sense of humour. The little cherub is usually very calm, but must have realised that if he/she kicks me hard enough in this particular place near my bladder, I'll piss myself on the spot like a race horse. It's happened twice now. FML
by Spraylady / 02/29/2016 at 4:45pm / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, I was walking to my car with 600 dollars worth of books because I start college next week, when I was robbed by some guy that sounded like Cartman. He punched me because I could not stop laughing whenever he would try to threaten me. FML
by OhWhoCares / 08/17/2015 at 5:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by fire starter / 08/16/2015 at 12:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/15/2015 at 5:32am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by RobotUnicorn1209 / 08/14/2015 at 3:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Brooke / 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Application / 07/28/2015 at 4:44pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
by seethroughpee / 05/06/2015 at 1:22am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML
by usadisvet / 04/02/2015 at 2:43am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by noantiquesforme / 03/30/2015 at 2:39pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/30/2015 at 6:30am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, after 4 years of nicely asking, I wrote an official memo to our logistics department, asking for new chairs for my subordinates. The logistics people came and concluded that there are more broken chairs than good ones, but suggested that perhaps we should all go on a diet. FML
by Matei / 03/11/2015 at 8:36pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Work
by mdg41 / 01/22/2015 at 12:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat… Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of… Today, I woke up and looked over to see the "beautiful girl" I slept with last night. Turns out it…
- Today, I ran an experiment perfectly in lab. I was the last in my class to finish and proud of how… Today, I finally went to talk to my neighbour upstairs. He is always throwing his cigarette buts on… Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my…
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, my economics teacher gives us a lot of photocopies, so I told her that she kills pandas by…