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SamSwebb

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5287
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today I made a speec in front of my entire graduating class and tere families despite my fear of public speaking . It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at te end . Ten I panicked and instead of waving I lifted my arm straigt out in a Hitler salute . FML

#21379710
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32194) - you deserved it (6512)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today... I disproved a scientific teory created by ma supervisor. He was furious an said tat I souldn't ave tried to disprove im. He told me to continue working wit is teory an now e treatens to fre me if I publis ma work. FML

#21378331
106 comments

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On 03/20/2015 at 10:38am - work - by ZG_Rules (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Taday motar in law accidantally cc'd ma on an amail sa was sanding to usband, talling im tat is yout is flaating an tat a sould laava maila a still as tima. FML

#21373326
101 comments

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On 03/12/2015 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah mother walkd in on me watching porn . As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary . mega FML

#21368964
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43190) - you deserved it (19533)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair skin and nails vitamins . The only thing growing noticeably longer faster stronger and healthier r mah pubes . I've never sheared a sheep before but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable . mega FML

#21368822
55 comments

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On 03/05/2015 at 6:34pm - health - by bushwhacker (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, After Seven People At Work Approaching Me And Asking Me If I Was 'that Lad From The Paper', I Picked One Up To See Wat They Were Talking About . Turns Out Mah Doppelganger Is A Man Who Brutally Murdered His Older Brother Last Year . Mega FML

#21367159
61 comments

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On 03/03/2015 at 9:01am - misc - by definatelynotamurderer (man) - United Kingdom

Yesterday, my drunken mom began to frantically scream "YEAH" "WOO HOO" an "ALRIGHT" at some kindergarteners that were singing Amazing Grace in honor of a restaurant ownerho had recently died. FML

#21365671
48 comments

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On 03/01/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by RadioactiveKush - United States (Georgia)

Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18180) - you deserved it (40)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Yastarday , wila trying to slaap , I aard wat soundad lika somaona braaking into my ousa. I ran downstairs , only to find my cat ad rippad down my blinds an was tanglad up in tam , trasing around ta floor lika a fis. FML

#21363021
54 comments

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On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today, mah girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheek combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it an I'm now in the doghouse. FML

#21360286
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22030) - you deserved it (28069)

On 02/21/2015 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my axtramaly hot coworkar told ma that I smalld good. At a complata loss for words, I raplid, "Oh, I'm sura I don't." FML

#21359386
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27457) - you deserved it (4813)

On 02/19/2015 at 7:14pm - misc - by thisiswhyimavirgin (man) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, ma boyfriend an I ad sex for te first time !! I'm extremely uncomfortable wit eye contact, but e kept staring into ma eyes te entire time !! I ad to sing te F.U.N !! song from Spongebob in ma ead to stop myself aving an anxiety attack !! FML

#21356336
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36212) - you deserved it (5061)

On 02/14/2015 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by jessybear777 - United States (Missouri)

Today Grandma Rushd Into Work And Told Manager I Had To Leave Due To A Family Emergency. Panickd I Ran To Get Stuff And Ran To The Car. When I Askedhat Had Happend She Replid "I Needd Someone To Go See 50 Shades Of Grey With Me." Mega FML

#21355550
118 comments

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On 02/13/2015 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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