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by Anonymoose / 08/19/2016 at 4:06pm / Miscellaneous
Today, while in the shower with my boyfriend, I tried to heat things up by washing his knob with my loofa. He couldn't stop laughing and eventually laughed so hard that he slipped and fell. He now has a bruised butt while I have a missing toenail from catching his fall. Ouch. FML
by what sex life? / 08/02/2016 at 2:26am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Not Engaged / 03/06/2015 at 6:30pm / United Kingdom (Dudley) / Love
by no touching / 03/06/2015 at 9:03am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by denaeb123 / 02/21/2015 at 11:34pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by FunGhoost / 02/20/2015 at 8:35am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I overheard my brother telling his friend that having sex with a girl who's on the pill gives the guy female hormones and "turns you into like, half-chick, half-dude." He was serious. How am I related to this moron? FML
by Anonymous / 10/03/2014 at 4:43pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by nocat6 / 09/14/2014 at 11:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my new phone case is waterproof, and I showed them by pouring a bit of water on it. My friend decided to throw it in the water for a better example. The case didn't float. FML
by HiImAlfredo / 09/14/2014 at 2:47pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Geek
by Anonymous / 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Animals
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
by jgboy / 09/14/2014 at 11:32am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by NoConfusion / 09/14/2014 at 8:53am / United States (California) / Love