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by Jeri / 02/12/2010 at 3:41am / United States (California) / Love
by SickSmick / 02/09/2010 at 7:22am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Health
Today, at work I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say "have a nice night." What I actually said was "have a nice flow". FML
by iluvjenknee / 01/22/2010 at 1:26am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML
by poordog / 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML
by BrutallyBlonde / 12/30/2009 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Love
by reconnect / 12/27/2009 at 1:30am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I sent my resume to a place where I hoped to work at. Since the job requires me to be doing work on the run, I put on it that I have a laptop. The only problem is that I always thought it was "labtop." I didn't learn the correct spelling until my daughter called me an idiot, she's 6. FML
by eliteslayer29 / 12/21/2009 at 2:04am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/12/2009 at 6:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/12/2009 at 6:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by notsohappyniece / 11/02/2009 at 11:10am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
by anonymous / 10/27/2009 at 9:27am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by wtfrelationship / 10/21/2009 at 12:07am / Singapore / Love
by userrrrr / 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML
by NotAParabola / 10/07/2009 at 12:39am / United States (Oregon) / Love
by dumbass / 10/01/2009 at 4:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous