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by tony456 / 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
by anon / 07/09/2011 at 12:48am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by kaplwv116 / 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by beekeke45 / 06/25/2011 at 9:39am / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by wowohwow / 06/23/2011 at 12:24am / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by Ben / 06/18/2011 at 11:34am / United States (California) / Kids
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
by nicole / 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
by scalmon / 05/13/2011 at 1:08pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by verasam01 / 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
Today, I had to blow my nose. Trying to be a considerate roommate, I tiptoed over to the bathroom in the dark, which would have been fine, if I hadn't tripped over a chair and crushed the art project that she's been working on for the past month. FML
by mel / 01/18/2011 at 2:05am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
by fulloshit / 11/27/2010 at 9:17pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 12:32am / United States (New York) / Kids
by unknown / 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm / United States (Florida) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…