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SailorKirsty

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SailorKirsty

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 403
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About SailorKirsty : 19 year old Australian.
I study biomedicine and want to go into pharmaceutical research and production.
I love the Legend of Zelda, Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings, Thor, Hunter X Hunter, Fairy Tail and League of Legends.

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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SailorKirsty's favorite FMLs

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36529) - you deserved it (2369)

On 01/21/2015 at 6:57am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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