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Sadface590172
  • Town/Country : Detroit, U.S.A.
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 December 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed "Tell him Happy Birthday for me!" and as I pressed send I remember her dad was dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19903) - you deserved it (40609)

On 06/24/2009 at 8:11am - misc - by blind (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11672) - you deserved it (21828)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)



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