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About SadGirl18 : I'm twenty-one, a short stuff, and a redhead. I'm a small town California girl. That's all that needs to be said.☀
Also, I'm not sad. The damn thing won't let me change my name!! Lol
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Today, I Was Convinced By Mah Friends To Watch An Episode Of The American TV Show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They Said It Was Bad, But I Didn't Anticipate Having A Full-blown Panic Attack Ten Minutes Into It. FML
Today, my dad refused to believe that the Animal Planet's mermaid mockumentaries were faked. Instead he got into a huge argument with me, claiming the government is covering up the existence of mermaids and must've threatened the producers to keep it quiet. FML
Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins an had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Girlfriend. She Pulled Down Mah Trousers, Saw Mah Poke-ball Boxers, An Absolutely Lost It. I Had To Lie Next To Her In Bed 4 The Next 10 Minutes Hearing Her Howl With Laughter While Crying ( Dickachu, I Choose You! ) FML
Today... I Was Feeling Really Sick At Work. I Messagd Mah Boss Whether His Girlfriend... Who Also Works There... Could Cover Me. He Then Cummd Down... Shouting At Me That Whatever Illness I Have... I've Also Passd On To His Girlfriend. I'm Pregnant. FML
Friday 27 March 2015