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SadGirl18

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SadGirl18

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  • Number of visits : 1626
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 38 posted

About SadGirl18 : I'm twenty-one, a short stuff, and a redhead. I'm a small town California girl. That's all that needs to be said.☀

Also, I'm not sad. The damn thing won't let me change my name!! Lol

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Today , mah dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with mah best friend , cuz he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie .

#21287659
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31350) - you deserved it (3985)

On 10/29/2014 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today I found out mah wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

#21260166
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38679) - you deserved it (2881)

On 09/17/2014 at 6:10pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

#21206881
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59480) - you deserved it (12567)

On 07/12/2014 at 10:00am - intimacy - by weeping_angel_ - United States (New York)

TODAY, MAH HUSBAND REFUSED TO LET OUR 7-WEEK-OLD DAUGHTER HAVE A PACIFIER, CUZ HE DOESN'T WANT HER GROWING UP TO BE A ( WHORE. ) MEGA FML

#20891477
170 comments

Today, I Was Convinced By Mah Friends To Watch An Episode Of The American TV Show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They Said It Was Bad, But I Didn't Anticipate Having A Full-blown Panic Attack Ten Minutes Into It. FML

#20819060
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40897) - you deserved it (8899)

On 08/03/2013 at 5:57pm - health - by WTF, America? (man) - Sweden

Yesterday I woke up to a stranger in ma bed. Just as ma parent responded to ma screaming I remembered tat I'd elped ma boyfriend sneak in troug ma window last nigt. FML

#20739861
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25892) - you deserved it (65080) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/21/2013 at 6:18pm - love - by breeeeeh (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today , I caugt ma 16-year-old daugter and er boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom . FML

#20735858
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54034) - you deserved it (8478)

On 06/19/2013 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by whatno - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad refused to believe that the Animal Planet's mermaid mockumentaries were faked. Instead he got into a huge argument with me, claiming the government is covering up the existence of mermaids and must've threatened the producers to keep it quiet. FML

#20730804
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36510) - you deserved it (5075)

On 06/17/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by Idontbelieveinmagic (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Girlfriend. She Pulled Down Mah Trousers, Saw Mah Poke-ball Boxers, An Absolutely Lost It. I Had To Lie Next To Her In Bed 4 The Next 10 Minutes Hearing Her Howl With Laughter While Crying ( Dickachu, I Choose You! ) FML

#20711208
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57207) - you deserved it (66117)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I Was Feeling Really Sick At Work. I Messagd Mah Boss Whether His Girlfriend... Who Also Works There... Could Cover Me. He Then Cummd Down... Shouting At Me That Whatever Illness I Have... I've Also Passd On To His Girlfriend. I'm Pregnant. FML

#20612786
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48361) - you deserved it (3503)

On 04/22/2013 at 9:22am - work - by work -_- - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I Found A Pound Of Cookd Bacon In The Dryer. When I Askd Mah Roommate About It, He Confessd; His Excuse Was That He Wantd To Dry Up The Grease Before Eating It. FML

TODAY, I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS. MY MOM CUMMED RUNNING FROM THE OTHER ROOM BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS THE DOG. SHE ROLLED HER EYES AND WALKED AWAY WHEN SHE SAW IT WAS ME. FML

#20588714
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44827) - you deserved it (3887)

On 04/13/2013 at 7:49pm - misc - by typical - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday, our dog jumped on the bedhile my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closedhile he continued banging me. mega FML

TODAY, THE GUY WHO CONFESSED HIS LOVE 4 ME ALSO CONFESSED THAT IN HIS RAGE, HE ALMOST SHOT THE LAST GIRL WHO BROKE HIS HEART. FML

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157 comments


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