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  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 April 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 173
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About Sabriiyah_Witter : I get annoyed really easily, and I like chocolate

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Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59543) - you deserved it (4755)

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