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SabriLittleRed

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SabriLittleRed

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8279
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SabriLittleRed : Instagram: Sabri__Little__Red

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Fucked!<b>moron011</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 7:05am<b>cdncw</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:03pm<b>Cyrena4343</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 9:11pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 3:09pm

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SabriLittleRed's favorite FMLs

Today, my neighbor at my apartment building told me water from my sink was leaking into his apartment. He told me to call maintenance to fix it, but they won't help unless he calls. He refuses to, and I can't do my dishes without feeling like an asshole. FML

#21368266
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29214) - you deserved it (2680)

On 03/04/2015 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

#21367801
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42558) - you deserved it (3490)

On 03/04/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Highnapple - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

#21367600
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33060) - you deserved it (7171)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:35pm - misc - by notdrivinganytimesoon (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34586) - you deserved it (6700)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I noticed my ex was feeling down. We ended things on good terms and I've been wanting to start things up again, so I figured I'd bring him dinner to cheer him up and maybe hang out. Looks like he and his one night stand get to eat my home cooked food while I go home to Netflix. FML

Today, while laughing at a jogger that fell down while running, I choked on my French fries. They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

#21366627
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13971) - you deserved it (48892)

On 03/02/2015 at 3:40pm - health - by teapotrevolt - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML

#21349488
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30081) - you deserved it (2441)

On 02/04/2015 at 2:44am - misc - by Sprinkles (man) - Australia

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

#21346857
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38625) - you deserved it (4159)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realized my job working with food is getting to me. While having sex with my boyfriend, I fell asleep. He asked me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talked, saying "I'm chopping lettuce". FML

#21343098
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34665) - you deserved it (4621)

On 01/23/2015 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by xoragebaby - United States

Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML

#21341448
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33647) - you deserved it (2680)

On 01/21/2015 at 3:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my wife wanted me to take her to a new restaurant in town. When I looked it up and saw their prices, I almost had a heart attack. When I said it was too expensive, she snapped "Maybe you'd like to look up 'Lorena Bobbitt' next?!" We went to the restaurant. FML

#21338935
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29915) - you deserved it (6255)

On 01/17/2015 at 1:49pm - love - by wounded pride, intact cock (man) - United States

Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML

#21337837
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34905) - you deserved it (2093)

On 01/15/2015 at 8:21pm - misc - by MovingOut (man) - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML

#21336949
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33006) - you deserved it (7704)

On 01/14/2015 at 12:35pm - love - by ihateeverything (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband confessed that when he's angry with me, he uses my makeup sponge to apply his hemorrhoid cream. FML

#21336401
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35119) - you deserved it (4030)

On 01/13/2015 at 12:42pm - love - by Maiar (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML



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