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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 October 1998 (17 years)
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Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML


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On 04/08/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by badparent (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML


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On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, for karaoke, I sang American Woman by Lenny Kravitz. The entire audience cracked up laughing and at least three people pulled out their cell phones to record my performance. At the end, the DJ said, "Looks like someone had too much tonight." I was completely sober. FML


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On 08/25/2009 at 4:07pm - misc - by Cossack_Man (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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