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Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46599) - you deserved it (28452)

On 04/18/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by pinkblankets (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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