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SaRah_In_LoVe
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 August 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 727
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SaRah_In_LoVe : I'm 22, engaged, pregnant, working full time, and going to school part time which leaves me more than a little stressed. I can be a major smart ass at times, so if certain comments on here offend people, don't let it. I don't mean any harm by them. :P

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Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6994) - you deserved it (69101)

On 09/21/2010 at 12:49am - animals - by awesome - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

#12967216
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12856) - you deserved it (32809)

On 09/08/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by WTF?!?! - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

#12915850
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25964) - you deserved it (4202)

On 09/05/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by urgg (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML

#12872328
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24857) - you deserved it (12496)

On 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm - intimacy - by Buzzie (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML

#12838933
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54699) - you deserved it (3815)

On 08/31/2010 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by ashlee (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
663 comments

I agree, your life sucks (655502) - you deserved it (48797)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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859 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49401) - you deserved it (598258)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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