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  • Number of visits : 367
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SWeatHeart11 : 5'2",brunette, blue eyes, and have a precious daughter:)

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SWeatHeart11's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML


Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML


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On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML


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On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML


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On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML


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On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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